Office by Alex Penny
My name is Shonda, I am your everyday hopeless media whore. I hope you enjoy my ramblings!
I don’t need a place to feel at home
I just need him.
Bluth’s Original Frozen Banana Stand is coming to a city near you.
The tour kicks off in London and travels across the pond and will likely pop up in New York and Los Angeles. Be on the lookout for cast members to make surprise appearances.
OHMYGOD I MUST FIND IT!!!!!
(via thebluthcompany)
“boys will be bo-“
*flies in*
*punches you in the face*
bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
(via catastropheandcure)
The Monuments Men of World War II
The Monuments Men were a group of men and women from thirteen nations, most of whom volunteered had expertise as museum directors, curators, art scholars and educators, artists, architects, and archivists. The Monuments Men job description was simple: to save as much of the culture of Europe as they could during combat.
(via misterpeace)
I just cried for 2 hours. Scott just cried for 2 hours. We talked about the future. He’s scared of the distance. Distance doesn’t have to mean the end. I live 3000 miles away from everything I’ve ever known, and it’s all still there and my friends and family all still love me. It’s not easy but if you have the desire and dedication to make it work you can. What he and I have is worth the dedication. I think he has finally realized that what’s important is that we want to be together and that we want to make it work. It’s important that we try and see what happens. Why give up now because it could get messy? If that’s the philosophy you might as well not even try in the first place. I don’t know if New York is forever for me. I just need time to see. If I decide it’s forever we’ll address it then. If its not, we’ll figure that out too. I can honestly say only thing I know for certain in my life right now is that I want to be with him. Everything else can be figured out.
How relationships work:
I like your butt.
However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.
(Source: deadybearspicnic, via storyofatallgirl)
(Source: , via storyofatallgirl)
You’re single because you’re single. It’s not because you texted too much or too little or waited 33 minutes to respond because he took 23. It’s not because you met up with your ex that night at 5 a.m. that no one knows about, or because you kissed another boy after a date with a loser.
You’re not single because you spit food on that date or tripped coming out the the movie theatre. You’re not single because you hurt your first boyfriend really badly when you were 15 or because you have yet, to this day, to apologize. It’s not because you were secretly jealous when your friend got a boyfriend or that a guy you dated for two months now has a really cute girlfriend and looks really happy. And you’re happy for him. But still ill that he found someone before you.
You’re not single because you slept with your ex boyfriend. You’re not single because half the world found out when you didn’t even want to remember it yourself. You’re not single because you think the guy your friend wants to hook you up with is ugly or not tall enough. It’s not because you’re not willing to put up with someone who doesn’t brush their teeth on a regular basis.
You’re not single because your standards are too high. Good for you for having standards. It’s not because you didn’t like that really, really good guy who wanted to take you on a date and you just weren’t feeling it. And it’s not because you like to wear pajama pants as soon as you get home and wash all the makeup off your face. You’re not single because you didn’t learn enough from the past or would rather chill on a Friday night with your blanket and a cold beer than shower, get ready, and go out. You’re not single because something is wrong with you.
You are single because you are single. It’s really as simple as that. You haven’t made the connection with another heart yet. You can get dolled up, dress cute, cut your hair, dye your hair, tweeze your eyebrows, put on lipstick and you may still. be. single. You can go out to a bar hoping to meet the love of your life and not find a damn one in the place attractive. And it’s going to remain that way until it’s time for you to find one. Stop hoping for it. Start living the life that you do have instead of wishing for things that you don’t have. There will come a time you’ll meet a boy and you’ll have to give up some of this single freedom you currently have. Start being more thankful. Start doing that now.
"Mount Etna blows a smoke ring during volcanic eruptions.
Gandalf…?
WHOA THERE COOL IT THAT’S WAAAAY TOO MUCH FROSTING FOR ONE DUNKAROO YOU GOTTA RATION THAT SHIT
WHY DID THEY STOP MAKING THESE?!?!?! WHY?!?!?!
(via freesalad)
