Stick in a Gunfight

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February 22, 2012 10:16 am
icarntspell:


My Darling Wife
This note is to warn you of a diabolical plot entered into by some of  our so called friends – (ha!) calendar makers and even our own  children. These and others would have you believe we’ve been married 20  years.
20 minutes maybe – but never 20 years. In the first place it is a  known fact that a human cannot sustain the high level of happiness I  feel for more than a few minutes – and my happiness keeps increasing.
I will confess to one puzzlement but I’m sure it is just some trick  perpetrated by our friends – (Ha again!) I can’t remember ever being  without you and I know I was born more than 20 mins ago.
Oh well – that isn’t important. The important thing is I don’t want  to be without you for the next 20 years, or 40, or however many there  are. I’ve gotten very used to being happy and I love you very much  indeed.
Your Husband of 20 something or other.

Ronald Reagan was a goddamn cornball and you guyyys, I love it. 

Too much cute! I want this in my life!

icarntspell:

My Darling Wife

This note is to warn you of a diabolical plot entered into by some of our so called friends – (ha!) calendar makers and even our own children. These and others would have you believe we’ve been married 20 years.

20 minutes maybe – but never 20 years. In the first place it is a known fact that a human cannot sustain the high level of happiness I feel for more than a few minutes – and my happiness keeps increasing.

I will confess to one puzzlement but I’m sure it is just some trick perpetrated by our friends – (Ha again!) I can’t remember ever being without you and I know I was born more than 20 mins ago.

Oh well – that isn’t important. The important thing is I don’t want to be without you for the next 20 years, or 40, or however many there are. I’ve gotten very used to being happy and I love you very much indeed.

Your Husband of 20 something or other.

Ronald Reagan was a goddamn cornball and you guyyys, I love it.

Too much cute! I want this in my life!

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    Love it
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    Low key tearing up in the French Institute of Rabat cafe.
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    This could not be more adorable!
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    Crying in class because this is too precious.
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    Too much cute! I want this in my life!
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